From the tragedy of a discontinued snack to the weaponization of Care Bears—it’s time to settle the 80s toy war.

In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot mourn the loss of Hussman’s potato chips and the big metal cans that defined Cincinnati childhoods. They tackle the "loneliest hour" of the workday, the bizarre acting techniques of 70s sitcom masters, and why Scott’s favorite Pokemon comes with a warning label.

Inside the conversation:

• The Hussman Heartbreak: A eulogy for the local chips we’ll never have again and the delivery-run perks of the 90s (including 20 rolls of Gleer's Goetta).
• Who’s That Pokemon?: Bunny reveals his love for the "retarded looking" Bellsprout and Diglett, while Scott’s pick, Squirtle, is explaine ...