If your life story was a walk-up song, would it be a beautiful Vangelis synth-scape or a series of idiotic boat horns? In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot batter your ears with logic and irreverence as they spin the Mega Wheel of Magnificent to tackle everything from the "Cynic" philosophy of the latchkey kid to the absolute joy of 1980s hair metal.

They dig into why we’re a generation that was "30 at age 15" and why looking like a giant marshmallow in a white wardrobe is actually a bold PR move.

Inside the conversation:

• The Theme Song Debate: Bunny explains why Boat of Car by TMBG is the only acceptable walk-up music, while Scot weighs the beauty of Blade Runner against the grit of Mastodon.
• Authent ...