Ever feel like reliving a "good" year of your life would actually be a horror movie?

In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot give Mega Wheel the Magnificent a workout to tackle everything from mythical anatomy to the "great grift" of the American economy. They dig into why reliving age 17 is a trap, why Bunny would rather be a six-foot-tall Garfield than a scaly reptile, and why the "Turducken" is the ultimate red flag in 90s online dating.

Inside the conversation:

• The Relive Trap: Why Bunny thinks reliving any year identically is a "horror movie" scenario, while Scot nostalgically aims for the "magic" of age 22.
• Centaur Aesthetics: A high-stakes debate on mythical bottoms. Bunny chooses the "mask of virility" (the horse  ...