Is your legacy a life well-lived, or are you just "the guy who threw up popcorn shrimp at the Florence Mall?"

In this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scot give Mega Wheel the Magnificent a spin to navigate the treacherous waters of childhood crushes, the "dangers" of a werewolf’s ambition, and the absolute lawlessness of the American buffet. They dig into why wanting to be a pirate was a gateway to counseling and why a hook-handed man serving roast beef is the peak of 1980s culinary excellence.

Inside the conversation:

• The Spandex Era: A deep dive into the formative power of Erin Gray’s Buck Rogers outfits, the leadership of Princess Leia, and the late-night allure of Elvira.
• The Werewolf Red Flag: ...