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por Sidney & Jack - Horror movie review

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Chompers (Jaws, 1975)

Sidney and Jack talk Jaws—the original summer blockbuster! Hear about the island's new sheriff that's afraid of water, Brody. The rich and clumsy marine biologist, Hooper. The personification of a sea shanty, Quint. And the great white shark that brought them all together - maybe even a little closer. So turn on your boat cabin radio, kick back, and sink your teeth into JAWS!

The Bei-B Sitter (The Babysitter, 2017)

The Babysitter is a classic tale of a boy having a crush on his babysitter that sacrifices people to get her wishes granted by demons. We've all heard it before. But all the talk of babysitters has Jack and Sidney reminiscent of their own youth. While Cole, our young hero, fights to save his own life, Jack and Sidney fight to hold back their own laughter. You'll have to stay up past your bedtime to hear all the good stuff!

MiserEEEEE (Misery, 1990)

Sidney and Jack take on Misery! The movie not the emotion. So strap yourself to a bed and hear about this 1990 classic! After killing off the titular character of his hit series 'Misery' Paul Sheldon writes a new book, crashes his car during a snowstorm, and is rescued by his "#1 Fan" Annie Wilkes. But Paul soon learns that Annie may not be his biggest fan so much as Misery's biggest fan and he'll have to write her back alive if he wants to keep his own life.

Pontywho? (Pontypool, 2008)

In 2008 the movie Pontypool was released and about 4473 people saw it. Well add two more to that counter because Jack and Sidney watched this 'War of the Worlds'-esque zombie movie and it got them feeling "Mazzy." Or is it Jazzy? Definitely Sassy! It all starts and ends at a radio station in the basement of a church so tune in to hear the show! Ne traduisez pas cela.

Final Femmination (Final Destination, 2000)

Get ready listeners because Death is on a schedule! Sidney and Jack fly back to the year 2000 and follow a group of high school students that avoid a plane explosion - making it out alive with the help of a prophetic classmate. But beware listeners, if you cheat death out of their design it will insight a fury that'll terrorize the "MacDaddy" itself!

Uneasy Freehold (The Uninvited, 1944)

Based off the book 'Uneasy Freehold' by Dorothy Macardle. One part murder mystery, one part haunted house, add a dash of romance then sprinkle in an HGTV show about buying a house from a rich widower and you've got The Uninvited! So don't just sit there, hit play and let Sydney and Jack regale you with all the haunts and family drama wafting through this 1944 classic!

Alien AliOUT The Airlock (Alien, 1979)

No hallway smooches in this cut the 1979 sci-fi horror classic! Its all business among the crew of the Nostromo as Mother has them pick up some eggs on the way home. Pick up or become? The message is unclear. Let Sidney and Jack clear it up as they take you on this horror journey full of bad decisions, breaches of protocol, a space cat, deception, and Aliens giving out free hugs!

The Farthouse (The Lighthouse, 2019)

Jack and Sid are back to discuss sea curses, visions of mermaids, and more masturbation scenes than you can shake a dead seagull at! If I were to take a guess, Sid's one word review of this movie would be "Ew." So light your oil lamps, grab some hooch, and we'll spill our beans on The Lighthouse!

The ConJURORing (The Conjuring, 2013)

Want to know the secret to saying 'Hello' to a ghost? Play hide-and-go-clap. Paranormal investigators hate this! Those investigators being Ed and Lorraine Warren of this 2013 haunt. Listen to today's episode for more ghost facts!

The Sequel Rears it's Evil Dead (Evil Dead 2, 1987)

Deadites. Unholy frights. Saw arm donned. Ready to fight. Evil Dead 2 is no silent night. Join some auld acquaintances and listen to Jack & Sidney serve up the screams and laughs before the year is through!

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