We’re celebrating Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: zero planning, alcohol-free wine, and emotional damage served with a side of chaos. 💌🍷✨

In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis get into the VERY important topics… like placebo drunkness, why sugar hits like crack now that we’re aging, and the terrifying realization that EpiPens are basically a “pause button” and not a “save button.”

Then we shift into the Valentine’s Day vibe: horror stories, bare minimum exes, and the tragic reality of dating someone who simply… does not like you.

And of course — we finish strong with our new favorite segment: WOP OR FLOP: Valentine’s Day Edition (aka: does it make you WET or does it make you want to put yo ...