It's Erb's 33rd birthday, and to celebrate, we're diving headfirst into the biggest sports weekend of the year. The New York Knicks have stolen both games in San Antonio — Jalen Brunson playing through a knee injury, Wemby missing the buzzer beater that would have tied it — and the NBA Finals are now headed to Madison Square Garden for the first time in over 25 years. Cue the chaos, the Spike Lee content, and Donald Trump somehow making a Knicks Finals game about himself.

We break down what the Spurs need to do to claw back into this series, whether Wemby doodling in Central Park is a sign of locked-in zen or just a very French pregame ritual, and weigh in on the greatest debate in sports media: exactly how many average Joes would it take to stop Mac McClung one-on-one? We also ask the age-old GM hypothetical — if you had to trade your enti ...