In this week’s episode of Don’t Quote Us Sports, Isaiah and Erb dive headfirst into a chaotic week across the sports world. Things kick off hilariously with a viral hypothetical — how many first graders would it take to win a fight? — before shifting into one of the wildest off-field stories in recent memory: the Mark Sanchez stabbing controversy.

Then the guys tackle the NFL’s biggest headlines — from the Philadelphia Eagles’ locker room drama and offensive dysfunction to Geno Smith’s disastrous stint with the Raiders and whether Kirk Cousins could still find a new home. They also spotlight Drake Maye’s breakout performance for the Patriots under Mike Vrabel, breaking down why New England might be quietly rebuilding a contender.

Finally, the crew pivots to college football’s shake-ups:  ...