Eagles in Turmoil, Raiders Regret, Drake Maye’s Rise, Where do Penn St & Texas Go From Here?

In this week’s episode of Don’t Quote Us Sports, Isaiah and Erb dive headfirst into a chaotic week across the sports world. Things kick off hilariously with a viral hypothetical — how many first graders would it take to win a fight? — before shifting into one of the wildest off-field stories in recent memory: the Mark Sanchez stabbing controversy.

Then the guys tackle the NFL’s biggest headlines — from the Philadelphia Eagles’ locker room drama and offensive dysfunction to Geno Smith’s disastrous stint with the Raiders and whether Kirk Cousins could still find a new home. They also spotlight Drake Maye’s breakout performance for the Patriots under Mike Vrabel, breaking down why New England might be quietly rebuilding a contender.

Finally, the crew pivots to college football’s shake-ups: Penn State’s stunning loss to UCLA, James Franklin’s job security, Texas’s collapse under Arch Manning, and the freshmen QBs already turning heads across the country. Expect bold takes, bad stats, and zero accountability — just the way we like it.