por Andres Reyes and Tony Robusto
Or: a weird sexy suicide cult.
This is technically our holiday episode. Happy holidays, we got you these terrible movies.
Time to find that rainbow connection! Join us as we chase our dreams of stardom with some of the most lovable and relatable characters in the western canon. Important questions: What is the most exciting cameo in these movies? Why are the Muppets always poor? Why would your brother join you on a date? Keep […]
Time for an extra-long Halloween episode! Let’s pretend that was on purpose, and not us completely failing to keep track of all of our wasted time. Important questions: How long does it take to forget the name Uncle Fester? How gladly would we feast on those that would subdue us? Why do we keep coming […]
Remember when talking animals movies moved in waves through theaters packed with children? Good times, unless we decide during this episode that they actually weren't. Important questions: Is Babe wearing a wig? How many pigs does it take to cast a major motion picture? What happened to all the sheep herding? Keep an ear out for Andy discovering that Elrond plays a dog in this movie and Tony feeling uncomfortable around sheep. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events
If you were worried you'd never get any insight into one of Tony's legitimate childhood obsessions, THEN GOOD NEWS. Important questions: Why would someone be buried with all the tools needed to kill them? Why did Seto Kaiba build a space elevator? In what way has Kaiba become the worst person? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony taking a deep dive into Kaiba's anti-magic business meetings. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events
Ohana means family, and family means we couldn't leave these movies behind. Important questions: How old is Lilo? Why does Hamsterviel exist? Doesn't the Grand Counselwoman have more important shit to do? Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony NOT talking about the Stitch! TV show, because it's frankly too much for them to handle. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events
We’ve talked about The Lion King a lot. We’ll probably talk about it again. But this time!? This time we’ll talk about it in three dimensions. Important questions: How much uncanny valley are we dealing with? Why is Shenzi SO evil? What are the difficulties of actually recording in a room together? Keep and ear out for Tony getting mad about Be Prepared and Andy getting excited about Beyonce. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events
Sometimes a story is so good, it just needs to be told. Over and over again. Forever. I guess. Important questions: Why is everything so wet? Is Kaa a god? Why give the animals human faces!? Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony pitching Ben Kingsley and Bill Murray buddy movies. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events
Tempers flare as Andy and Tony come out on different sides of a remake debate and try to balance magic and animation against cool flips and a more accommodating setting. Important questions: What is a diamond in the rough? Is Aladdin amoral? How destroyed is the Sultan's brain? Keep and ear out for Andy fawning over Robbin Williams and Tony calming down after half an hour of yelling. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events