por Andres Reyes and Tony Robusto
Andy and Tony, having spent eight hours talking about Beauty and the Beast together, move onto less controversial topics. Like what the McElroys are up to. Important questions: Do people like listening to us talk about McElroy Shows? Are the Fast and Furious movies good? Is high school just the worst? Keep an ear out for Tony's croaking sick voice and Andy wishing for some good monster-fighting memories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Andy and Tony, at long last, stop talking about Beauty and the Beast, and start talking about what's important: chasing that sweet high you can only get from that good good misty. Important questions: What is horse therapy? Would Beyoncé be a good Rafiki? Which one vapes? Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about The Lion King while Andy extols the virtues of Donald Glover. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Y'all remember those sweet, sweet beast lips? All red and full and such? We remember. Important questions: What was Gaston's childhood like? How long has the curse been upon the town? Would Ghostbusters have been a better received movie if it had a different name? Keep an ear out for Andy trying to make a point about remakes while Tony, bafflingly, keeps interrupting him for no reason. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
We continue to talk Beauty and the Beast, but go off on some of our patented Direct to Video tangents! So there's a little more breathing room. Important questions: What is the point of a live action remake? Is there originality in Hollywood? How do movies treat or mistreat gay people? Keep an ear out for Tony loudly hating Cinderella while Andy tries to remember Sulu's name. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Some day, in some far off time and place, we will finally stop talking about Beauty and the Beast. In the meantime, why don't we talk about witches, abusive fathers, and new songs? Eh? Eh? Yeah, let's do that. Important questions: Did Agatha change the rules? Is Beast the protagonist of this movie? When will Andy and Tony talk about something else? (Not for like another hour. There, that one's free.) Keep an ear out for Tony referencing Calvin and Hobbes again while Andy rags on Agatha's commitment. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Remember that time we talked about Beauty and the Beast for six hours? We promise we won't talk about the new live action movie for that long. But we do have opinions. Important questions: What was the first blockbuster? What existential and body horror elements are in the new Beauty and the Beast movie? Is Gaston still a good villain if he's just kind of a jerk? Keep an ear out for Tony talking about half-transformed Animorphes while Andy argues for the competitiveness of pat-a-cake. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Millenials, man. Spending their money on video games instead of napkins. Building their rip-off death stars. Refusing to write a third example in their podcast description. Important Questions: When was the last time you experienced something that completely and wholly appealed to you? Why does sci-fi have so much bad dialogue? Why is this episode missing quality editing? Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about the horrors of AIDS while Andy plays Persona 5. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Picture living on a planet that is so close to other planets, you can look up and see life developing on them. Just think about that for a second. We did. Important questions: Why didn't we spend this whole time talking about seven newly discovered Earth-like planets? How did we miss Mark Hamill? Is there a good novelization? Keep an ear out for Tony doing visual gags while Andy talks about killing God. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
It is with both excitement and pain that we present you with this, our magnum opus. We were doomed to peak so early. What started as a way to coincide our podcast release with the release of the new Beauty and the Beast live action movie became so much more. It became six hours of our lives. Plus time for editing. There's a lot of podcast in this one. Pace yourself. Important questions: What various psychological tortures has the beast fallen prey to? Why is Gaston the way he is? Is the enchantress supposed to be good? Special bonus question: How far can Tim Curry carry a movie on his own? Keep an ear out for Tony realizing with horror that Lefou is a person while Andy discovers the finer points of the enchantress's cruelty. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Not-for-real episode this week, but you'll like what's there if you're a fan of two people tearing into problematic plot points. And if you don't...I'm not sure why you're listening to us? Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats