por Andres Reyes and Tony Robusto
Everybody loves love, right? You all love to love love, which is good because we really get into talking about various types of awkward crushing situations and romantic comedy anime. Important questions: What should you do when you have a crush on a friend? What separates a good romantic anime from a bad one? What's most important in a girl (who's trying to save you from a fire)? Keep an ear out for Andy spilling possibly friendship-ruining secrets and Tony getting really mad about Romeo and Juliet. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase. Important questions: Are the opening lines of "Circle of Life" in Swahili? (They are not. They're in Zulu. Don't @ us.) What makes a good fart joke? Can Rafiki teleport? Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about Fiddler on the Roof while Andy continues to push the "season 2" thing. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.
In our first recording of 2018 we talk about all of the things we're happy about from last year. It was a bit of an uphill battle. Important questions: Did we spend our New Year's Days wrong? What do we want out of the next year? How do we become better artists? Keep an ear out for both Andy and Tony talking about their disgusting bodies. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.
That's right, it's a Christmas episode! I spit on your insistence that "schedules make sense" and "it's already 2018." Ptui. Important questions: Why does A Christmas Carol have such staying power? Can Andy and Tony keep up with a different style of podcasting? How savage should the Ghost of Christmas Present be? Keep an ear out for Andy's vicious Muppet slander while Tony says "tonally" like thirty times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, all! You'll notice I didn't say happy Candlenights. This is because I have restraint. This is just a quick update to assure you that we're not dead quite yet.
I swear to God that's the real name. Important questions: Is this movie series a tax scam? How many times can a prince almost kill his girlfriend? Why did they move into that castle!? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony deteriorating into gibbering insanity as they listen to a minute of the "No Fear Rap." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.
In a sort of scattershot approach to podcasting, we talk about Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, and Star Wars. As well as ourselves. Important questions: How despressing it the The Justice League exists as a mediocre film? Who is Alan McGregor? What are our best episodes? Keep an ear out for Andy getting all up in Disney's face and Tony sheepishly plugging fanfiction. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.
We sincerely hope you listen to this podcast to hear the sound of grown men's brains unraveling over a bad cartoon. What other reason would you have? Important questions: How long did Tony spend researching a transformed squirrel OC? How dead is Sir Lionel? How uninspired are Garrett and Kaylee as characters? Keep an ear out for Tony writing colorful insults toward a kids' movie while Andy shamefully admits to liking one of the songs. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Andy watched The Justice League this weekend, and he has some opinions on this acid trip of a movie. Important questions: How did DC end up making such a clusterfuck? How many bad movies has Jeremy Irons been in? What's Steppenwolf's deal? Keep an ear out for Andy praising the two actors who actually seem to want to be in this movie while Tony makes a hard water joke like three times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Andy and Tony take a break from their frankly distressing movie choices to get back to their Disney-sequel roots. Important questions: How much does a dalmatian puppy cost? How did Disney get so good at animating dogs? Is Nanny dead? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony distressing each other with their fan theories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats