Released November 12th, 2023

Mike Pence and American Psycho drop out of GOP election, leaving accused felon Donald Trump, election-denier Ron Desantis, Vivek "Climate Change Agenda Is A Hoax" Ramaswamy, anti-women's choice Nikki Haley, Tim "Big Gums" Scott, and Chris Christie, who's just here to have fun.

T Bob, who famously purported himself as being an invincible Addonis, reports that he has "more bloodclots than anyone on Earth", and may be in jeopardy.