In this bonus Christmas episode of CuzWords, Madison and Michael attempt to celebrate the holidays and instead accidentally build a full cinematic universe for Santa Claus complete with mana bars, jet-ski sleighs, Nabisco supply chains, and overworked elves.

Along the way, they share childhood Christmas traditions, caught on VHS ornament ceremonies, gym-on-Christmas workouts with Star Wars music, forgotten Pokémon and Donkey Kong memories, and the mystery of how Santa eats that many cookies without collapsing.

Add in camera malfunctions, nostalgia spirals, Christmas gym max predictions, and the discovery of a suspiciously old ice cream cone ornament… and you’ve got the most chaotic, wholesome, and unplanned holiday episode yet.