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Topics this episode: Vampire mythology, the character creation screen, a recent major death in the news, certain co-workers, certain wives, the three big C's of music (Creedence, Cee-Lo, and Cohen comma Leonard), and more. Don't miss the story that inspired our episode title.

Original airdate October 29, 2021