Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

por Nick and Sean

Televisión y Cine Criticas de Cine

Temporada 3

History of Swear Words

Alright you damn b*tch ass mother f**king sh*t heels, let’s get some swearing done! We’re joined by longtime friend and notorious non-swearer, Bill, to discuss Netflix’s History of Swear Words hosted by Nic Cage. Hold on to your d*cks and p*ssies, we’re going deep. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

The Death of "Superman Lives": What Happened?

Aww yeah, baby. Welcome to the Schneppzone! We’re joined by Sparkle Buddy Josh to talk about a documentary about people talking about a movie that never got made. It’s a long walk to talk about spiderbots, long shorts, skull ships and more! Let’s all find out….What Happened? This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

The Flash

Well, we managed to not just talk about Ezra Miller having a mental illness and being a huge creep-asshole, so go us! Welcome to 2023’s The Flash! Get ready for rubber moms, ludicrous math, and of course…Batman(s)! It’s only fitting that a cursed movie gets a cursed episode.This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Grand Isle

Naw ahh say, ahm just a smahl tahn podcaster…Get bricked up because we’re talking the last of our 2019 movies: Grand Isle. Cage puts in a noble effort in a movie that really doesn’t have much to offer other than five minutes of Kelsey Grammer. Who needs foley work when you can listen to Nick’s antics on mic...Come for the sidebutt, stay for the creepy voodoo dolls. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Running with the Devil

THE “TALENT", THE ASSHOLE, THE PRODUCER and special guest: THE BARTENDER try to unravel the complex machinations of late 2010’s cocaine production and drug running. It’s got stupid names, it’s got stupid dialog, it’s got…the Hebrew Hammer? Come along for the ride and let’s go Running with the Devil! This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

A Score to Settle

Come join us in the prison of the mind while we talk 2019’s A Score to Settle. Darryl Edge of Cage Rage battles of a heat wave in the UK and mostly manages to stay alive to chat with us. A pretty thin movie about a man losing his mind on his revenge tour. We got a dead kid, we got sex workers, we got baseball bats…oh and keep an eye out for The Dragon…You know which one. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Into the Spider-Verse

Here comes the least shocking news of all time: We like this movie. Into the Spider-Verse absolutely slaps and you all already know it, but we still had a great time chatting with longtime Patron: Bill! We dive into the best spidey-suits, Spider-Noir and of course, Kingpin's dick. This is Cage Match. Intro music by: Bill Panks

Teen Titans GO! To the Movies

Power up your RADium and let's roll those tongues salaciously because we got ourselves an animated flick that Nick actually likes. We're joined by our friend Hornback to talk titans, Teen Titans. He definitely knows all of them...Beast Man, Mrs. Cosmos, Bat Kid Dude, Adriana and of course Mr Cyborg Dude (if ya nasty). Did our guest watch the right movie? Who knows?! This is Cage Match. Intro music by: Bill Panks

211

Uh oh, there's an active 211, robbery in progress...of our joy. We're talking 2018's cop robbery light racism movie: Two one one. A solid chance for Boston cop accent is squandered but at least we have a pretty cool kid. Get ready for some close up Weston Cage magic. Do a rodeo flip to kick it off. This is Cage Match. Intro music by: Bill Panks

Inconceivable

Get jacked and stacked and never forget to ABJ. We're talking the blandest movie ever with four time guest, Adam. We've been saddled with some doozies but this one might be the most nothing movie to exist. You'd think a movie about an unhinged egg donor would have some intrigue but you would be wrong. At least we had fun...This is Cage Match. Intro music by: Bill Panks

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