Happy Monday! This week Sara and Eve are back for a full spiral on all things color analysis, makeup, and the absolute chaos of shopping for clothes as a woman. Sara finally cracked the makeup code using ChatGPT and a SheGlam order — and people at hockey and her parent support group kept asking if she was even wearing makeup. The method works and we're not taking questions.

They also both did color analysis (Sara is soft autumn, Eve is somewhere between soft summer and soft autumn which apparently makes her extra special and neutral), got deep into why cobalt blue is allowed despite what the season chart says, and then somehow ended up in a full breakdown of why women's clothing sizing is completely unhinged.

Why does every graphic tee have to be Guns N' Roses or Hello Kitty? Why do light wash jeans always fit three sizes smaller than ...