Part 2 is HERE because apparently we still don’t have time for ANY of this. Parenting trends, internet culture, influencer weirdness, holiday chaos — it’s all unhinged and we’re ranting about every last bit of it.

Today we spiral through: ✨ The TV show literally called Children Ruin Everything 💬 The gentle parenting debate (and the wild assumptions that come with it)

🚫 “No contact culture” being used completely wrong

📱 Parents oversharing their kids online

🍔 Mukbangs, influencer hauls, and why Americans MUST say what country they’re in

🛍️ Amazon link chaos when Canada never has the same stuff

🎥 Movie trailers that show the entire movie

🍹 Holiday drinks, allergy struggles, & the war on onions 🥤 Iceberg ice attacks (yes, it’s a thing)

If you’re overstimulate ...