Natalie Harp just wrote Trump a letter granting him permission to cuss her out — and days later she's sprinting after his golf cart in Scotland with a smile on her face. Meanwhile Melania resurfaces after a near-record 30-day absence with a two-word statement, Karoline Leavitt gets her farewell tour, Trump predicts his own impeachment without knowing the charges, JD Vance asks a kid an extremely normal question, and Australia proves its politics can be just as weird as ours. It's time for Breaking Absurdity — everything you didn't know you needed to know today, but wish you hadn't.

It's time for Breaking Absurdity — everything you didn't know you needed to know today, but wish you hadn't.

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