In the first full, proper episode of this series, Nicole finally gets to discover who Sean Avery is—and why she's being forced to learn about him. We explore the whole continuum of Hockey Decorum, including: how quickly you can alienate 28 teams in a 30-team league, how to navigate situations of you or your opponents marrying a sister-in-law, and the kind of violation of established norms that forces them to change the rulebook on your behalf.

Please note that there is a version of this episode with slides, if you prefer. You can watch the video on YouTube here.

Minor corrections:

• This episode was recorded in May. I am fully aware that, yes, the Oilers did fail to win the Cup again this year.
• Stan Bowman was the General Manager of the ...