Big Soy Naturals

Big Soy Naturals

por Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy

Comedia Filosofía

Temporada 1

The Masters Family Reunion Takes A Justified Turn for the Reverse Racist

In a daring move, Big Soy Naturals has decided to be topical. But only due to extreme emergency circumstances. Yes, you guessed it, the White South African Nonsense Alarm went off. And in a flash, Ceres called upon their cousin Sibu Masters to assist in doing reverse race science on the one and only human embodiment of 9Gag, Elon Musk. A man who has decided to not only commit the crime of being born white in the continent of Africa, but also many other crimes, older and recent. Can the combined familial powers of Ceres and Sibu take down the like of Apartheid Clyde? Will people start DM'ing Ceres again asking if Sibu is single? Tune in and find out! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Sibu's Twitter

My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking Episode 0: Imposter Syndrome Compatible Feminism

After months of being in women's business, demanding that the broads and the birds all read Intercourse, Kendall and Ceres have finally relented. Yes, because you are all gifted kids with imposter's syndrome and ADHD who read the entire animorphs series in 5th grade, and now can't read anymore, the team at Big Soy Naturals wants you to know they understand your plight. Your blessed they-devils have come up from below to give you a reader series on not just Intercourse, but on the ethos of Andrea Dworkin's body of work. In this premier episode, Kendall and Ceres take Andrea Dworkin's phantom hand and help her beat the allegations given to her by.....certain groups of women who have swallowed the label of "radical feminist" whole, like a shit-eating ourobouros. They also expand on Andrea's theories about sexual politics, how it applies to modern sensibilities, and outline their goals for the series. This series is going to cover a lot of things, including but not limited to: pussy hats, eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man, the hegemony of only fans, domestic abuse trials, femcels and incels, vloggers, pick up artistry, online kink comics, Nash Grier and more. Join Big Soy Naturals on their quest to open your third eye, hold your face to the ring light, and bring you onto the winning team. In order to support podcast hosts and their emotional labor, this series will initially air exclusively on patreon. Then, in the coming months it will also be on the main feed. If you want exclusive early access, please subscribe! But if you're okay with waiting, that's very acceptable and you will not be cancelled. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Gorilla Radio Show Twitter Listen to Gorilla Radio Show Works Cited and Further Reading: Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin* Woman Hating by Andrea Dworkin* Andrea Dworkin was a Trans Ally by John Stoltenberg Abortion Funds in Every State that are Not Planned Parenthood *(psst, if you email us at bigsoypodcast@gmail.com we might allegedly give you pdfs of these)

Alpha Beta Gorilla Omega: Untangling the Omegaverse with Gorilla Radio Show

Well, pay pigs and prayer warriors, the time has come. After receiving real monetary compensation for their emotional labor, Kendall and Ceres are finally detangling the mess of knots that is the Omegaverse. But they won't be doing it alone! Special guests Austin, Chandran and Greg of primatology podcast Gorilla Radio Show will be hopping on the Slick 'N Slide and riding it all the way down the...rabbit? Wolf? Hole? these puns keep getting worse and they don't stop here. As this symposium of friends comes together, they all confirm their worst fear: that Supernatural truly is the root of all evil. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Gorilla Radio Show Twitter Listen to Gorilla Radio Show Works Cited and Further Reading: Which Omegaverse Rank Are You? uquiz Original LiveJournal Prompt I Aint No Lady but You'd Be the Tramp by tehdirtiestsock Pon Farr wiki page Omegaverse Explanation and Guide by A/B/O Dynamics Omegaverse Fanfiction as a Critical Tool by Milena Popova Alpha/Beta/Omega: Racialized Narratives and Fandom’s Investmentin Whiteness by Angie Fazekas (pg 95) Misha Collins Ass Leaking Tweet The Epic Highs and Lows of Bisexual Misha Weekend by Librariancastiel Knot Theory

FROM THE ARCHIVES: Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines (Premium Edition)

Hey everyone, Kendall has come down with a non-COVID virus and to maintain the illusion that we have a schedule, we're releasing an old patreon episode of SHOW HOLE from Valentines Day. We will be back in full next week with the start of our Dworkin Reader series on Patreon, and possibly an episode on the main feed about Lil Miquela. So be on the look out for that, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Welcome, Pay Piggies, to part two of our love advice Valentine's Day Special! We talk fleshlights, farmers market oranges, quests, and more! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: Elegy for Iris by John Bayley Epic of Gilgamesh My Wife's Enemies are Now My Enemies Too by Josh Gondelman Waiting for God by Simone Weil Story of the Eye by George Bataille A Lover's Discourse by Roland Barthes All About Love by Bell Hooks

Big Soy Naturals Take on "Big Fact" In Retaliation for Being Silenced & Censored for Righteously Spreading Misinformation

After being unjustly shadow banned on Instagram for spreading misinformation and telling lies for fun, Kendall and Ceres take on the Fact Checking Industrial Complex: an industry not birthed, but raised through the Trump Era. What does it mean to fact check? What is an objective truth? Can you really combat internet trolling with truth? Was Pepe the Frog unjustly cancelled? Using the patented techniques from the brilliant minds of the Washington Post and Politico, these are the hard hitting questions answered this week's episode of Big Soy Naturals. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: Instagram FAQ on False Information International Fact Checking Network Website Politifact Website Picture of the employees at Politifact lol Politfact’s “Our Process” Page Politifact Biden Promise Tracker New Details Revealed on Visas Given to Victims of Human Trafficking by Glen Kessler President Trump’s Fantastical Human Trafficking Claims by Glen Kessler How Pepe the Frog Became a Nazi Trump Supporter and an Alt-Right Hate Symbol by Olivia Nuzzi Snopes Webby Awards The Co-founder of Snopes Wrote Dozens of Plagiarized Articles by Dean Sterling Jones Facebook Fact-Checking In Dissary as Journalists Push to Cut Ties by Sam Levin Snopes Statement on Cutting Ties with Facebook Partnership Russian Bot Tumblr Names

Parasocial Power Hour: Introducing Mx. Kendall Cocaine

Kendall and Ceres are back from meeting for the first time in person and have come bearing the gift of content for their pay piglets and prayer warriors. They talk about Kendall's wedding to their lovely spouse, the mysterious Jericho Caine, as well as their first IRL meeting and the concept of online friendships: are they real? are they fake? Find out this week on The Parasocial Power Hour! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter

The Future Does Not Have to Be Sword Art Online If You Don’t Want It: An Interview With Yesterweb Pioneers sadgrl.online and Auzzie

We have been losing the fight against the Ghost of Steve Jobs and Big Internet for a long time...but it doesn't have to be this way. The founders of Yesterweb, Sadness and Auzzie, join us to about the small internet, saying no to web3, and how we can get back to a community based online. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres Kendall Works Cited and Further Reading: Sadness Auzzie Yesterweb Say No to Web3 Build your own website! The Line Goes Up: The Problem with NFTs Cryptocurrency Boom Causes Worldwide GPU Shortage Internet Research Ethics The Internet is an SEO Landfill How SEO is Gentrifying the Web by Nick Slater Google Search is Dying The California Ideology Context Collapse and Context Restoration by Nicholas Carr Pseudonyms Cause People to be more Civil Online From My to Me by Olia Lialina EARN IT Act Violates the Constitution 404 Page Not Found by Kate Wagner Cameron’s World

We Kicked Out Kendall to Host the Biracial Hunger Games and J Cole Is Dying First

Good evening pay pigs and prayer warriors and welcome to this Black History Month/March Madness. Kendall has been punished for being white (deserved) and was kicked off the podcast this week (although they still edited the pod, as penance). Ceres is joined this week by the top tier members of the biracial community: Sam Taub, Ashlyn Thomas, Munya Chiro, and Sibu Master to host the Biracial Hunger games! Who will win title of Corniest Biracial Royalty? Shaun King or Obama? Pete Wentz or Halsey? Logic or J Cole? Kamala Harris or The Rock? Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Sam's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter Munya's Twitter Sibu's Twitter Ending song "Sylo" by Lukile! Works Cited and Further Reading: Was Obama a Pick-Up Artist in College? DeRay Mckesson calls Shaun King "A Bully" In Conversation: Quincy Jones Quincy Jones Admits His Daughters Staged an Intervention Sorry, Malcolm Gladwell: NYC’s Drop in Crime Not Due to Broken Window Theory Broken Windows Study Disproven Malcom Gladwell's "Talking to Strangers" Doesn't Say Much Bob Marley's father 'neurotic and incontinent' Trevor Noah's Black Miner Joke Trevor tried to reclaim the K Slur Meghan Markle on Deal or No Deal Halsey Singing at the Mall Where Hands Touch Trailer Cory Booker Coffee Tweets More works cited here!

We Manufactured Consent At The Instagram Infographic Factory And All We Got Were These Lousy War Crimes

You may think your boomer parents are the only ones getting their brains rotted by Zuckerberg's Juggernaut of Webbed Sites; but in fact the skinny jean wearing, side-parted millenials amongst you are not immune to propaganda. This week, Kendall, Ceres, and special, non-binary Ukrainian writer guest, Riley dive deep into the world of Instagram Infographics aka glorified PowerPoint representations and how they are being used to promote propaganda right now during the Ukraine V. Russia conflict. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: imgur link to all the brain-wormed IG infographics we used in the episode Riley's article on Nymphowars The Defeat of One’s Own Government in the Imperialist War by Vladimir Lenin Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media by Edward s Herman and Noam Chomsky Ideology and Ideological State Apparatuses by Louis Althusser Mechanical Freak's Ukraine for Dummies (if you really want an explainer lol)

Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines

Sure, you could get your dating expertise from a 20 year old, dime-store Carrie Bradshaw tik-tokker who lives in NYC. But how about instead, you get divine guidance from two mid-twenties theminine Samantha Jones kinnies? Having never done anything wrong ever in their lives, Kendall and Ceres have the advice for you lonelies and not-so-lonelies out there on this St. Valentines. Our love hotline for this episode will remain open for any compliments, praise, worship, or prayers! Call (609) 285-3494 Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Send us an email at bigsoypodcast@gmail.com Works Cited and Further Reading: Bell Hooks All About Love

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