Beards & Sundries

Beards & Sundries

por Joe, Jay, and Anthony

Comedia Sociedad y Cultura

Temporada 9

Vers Gays Saved the World

Step across timelines, Beardos—and watch out for the mysterious noise! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony explore the wild concept of the multiverse. Jay gets a fast, crushing reality check when he realizes multiverse theory has absolutely nothing to do with versatile gay men in alternate dimensions. Things get even weirder when our sponsor break causes an actual glitch in reality, launching us into our very own multiverse moment. Plus, the studio is haunted by a recurring "guest sound" making a persistent cameo across the audio track. We catch up on listener mail, review the latest Crumbl drop, watch Anthony pull cards on his own employment future, and wrap up with a snappy, fast-paced studio game! Inside Episode 14: • Multiverse Madness: Why Jay was wrong about "multi-vers" guys, alternate realities, and sci-fi chaos. • Multiverse Sponsor Glitch: An interdimensional sponsor experience that bends reality. • The Mystery Studio Sound: Our unexpected, uninvited guest noise making audio history. • Beardo Mailbag: Hearing from our listeners across every timeline. • Crumbl Corner: Back in the rotation for another weekly cookie breakdown. • Anthony’s Career Reading: Anthony pulls tarot cards to forecast his own job and employment future. • The Quick-Fire Game: A fun, rapid-fire studio game to close out the episode. Hit play for alternate dimensions, unintended sound effects, and three gay bears losing their grip on space-time! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a fellow sci-fi queer to listen!

Are We Better Than and Audiobook?

Put your earbuds in and get ready to derail! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony start off attempting to discuss the world of audiobooks—which, in true Beardo fashion, stays on track for about four minutes before spiraling completely out of control. Anthony officially finished reading the dark romance novel Obsession by Harleigh Beck, and the verdict is unanimous: we all completely hated it. Which naturally means we strongly demand that every single one of you go read it immediately. Misery loves company, Beardos. Plus, our community inbox delivered some top-tier listener love that had the boys in high spirits—until Crumbl Corner, where Joe reaches his absolute boiling point. Not because of the cookies, but because Jay and Anthony will not stop interrupting him mid-review. We wrap it all up with a studio game where, shocker of the season, we actually don’t do half bad! Inside Episode 12: • The Audiobook Rabbit Hole: Talking favorite narrators, listening speeds, and why we can’t stay on topic. • The Obsession Post-Mortem: Anthony finishes Harleigh Beck’s novel and delivers the ultimate angry rant. • Beardo Love: Answering sweet, hilarious messages from our favorite community. • Crumbl Chaos: Joe tries to host Crumbl Corner while Jay and Anthony relentlessly interrupt him. • Studio Game Triumph: A trivia showdown where the crew surprisingly pulls off a decent performance. Hit play for unhinged queer book rants, studio interruptions, and Southern banter! 🔮 Explore our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a fellow audiobook lover to tune in!

You dirty bird, how could you!?

Tropes, dark romance disasters, and jet-lagged delirium! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony sprint through a debate on pop-culture tropes just so we can dive headfirst into literary chaos. Anthony and Jay read the controversial, dark romance novel Obsession by Harleigh Beck—and let's just say, it was definitely NOT for them. We aren't saying it's an objectively bad book, but it was horrifyingly bad for them. Plus, we have a live Crumbl Corner taste test! Joe and Anthony sample this week’s cookie lineup on mic while Jay—who literally walked through the front door from an airport flight minutes before hitting record—fights for his life against pure exhaustion. Also... talk about a true tarot reveal in this episode... right?! Inside Episode 11: • Trope Speed-Run: Breaking down our most and least favorite pop-culture and story tropes. • Harleigh Beck’s Obsession: Jay and Anthony’s unfiltered review of the novel that scarred them for life. • The Tarot Was Right?!: Checking back in on our previous readings to confirm our spot-on accuracy. • Live Crumbl Taste Test: Joe and Anthony chow down on the latest box while Jay runs on 1% battery power. Grab your bookmark, fight the jet lag, and hit play for an unhinged hour of book roasts, sugar rushes, and Southern queer banter! 🔮 Explore our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and send this to your favorite BookTok reader!

We Have Something to EXPOSE!!!

Survey says: absolute chaos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take a trip down television memory lane to talk all things game shows. From classic retro buzzer-beaters to modern daytime madness, the boys spiral down a rabbit hole of hilarious hypotheticals, dream contestant setups, and our favorite returning sponsor! Plus, the mystery deepens! We address our infamous ghostwriter who has been sneaking into our inbox, and we finally pull out the Tarot cards for a high-stakes reading to answer the ultimate burning question: who in the world is Tammy Shaw?! And to top it all off, we review the viral square-shaped Minecraft Crumbl lineup (Joe hates it, of course, while everyone else builds an empire) and play a wild studio game where Jay is completely, utterly lost. Inside Episode 10: • Game Show Nostalgia: Our favorite game shows, trivia obsession, and host horror stories. • Sponsor Comeback: Welcoming back one of our all-time favorite ridiculous sponsors. • Unmasking Tammy Shaw: The cards don’t lie—a Tarot reading to reveal who Tammy Shaw actually is. • Crumbl Corner (Minecraft Week): Reviewing the pixelated Minecraft cookie drop—why Joe is in full hater mode while the crew loves it. • Jay’s Confusion Game: Anthony and Joe unleash a studio game that leaves Jay fighting for his life. Grab your buzzer, shuffle your deck, and hit play for unhinged queer banter and Southern pop-culture nonsense! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell your trivia team about the podcast!

DDAAD!! DDEEAD!! HE'S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE!!

This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle the chaotic world of baby names. Jay airs all his grievances against kids born in the 2000s—specifically how every name sounds entirely identical despite having 47 unnecessary vowels and rogue apostrophes. Plus, Anthony experiences an on-air structural catastrophe by completely destroying a chair in true Jackie-from-Roseanne hysterical fashion. We wrap up the chaos with an eerily accurate Tarot reading for Jay that will give you chills, alongside our weekly cookie deep dive and listener updates. Inside Episode 9: • The 2000s Name Roast: Why every modern millennial and Gen-Z name sounds identical and chaotic. • The Chair Incident: Anthony suffers a catastrophic furniture failure mid-recording. • Beardo Mail: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages. • Crumbl Corner: Breaking down the latest cookie lineup with zero filter. • Jay’s Tarot Forecast: A Season 9 reading that turns out to be shockingly, scarily spot-on. Hit play for unhinged queer comedy, furniture casualties, and three gay bears reading the room (and the cards)! 🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell your friend with the weirdly spelled name to listen!

Fart it Out

Clench your fists and buckle up, bitches! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern healthcare. It all starts with Anthony’s dramatic, ordeal-level doctor's appointment, leading the boys down a dozen unfiltered rabbit holes about their own wild medical encounters. Then, we take a deep dive into the ER archives to investigate the most outrageous, unbelievable items doctors have had to extract from people’s butts (yes, really). Plus, Joe enters maximum hyperfocus mode during our weekly sugar review, and we analyze Anthony’s actual lab results. We skipped the game this week because this episode is packed to the absolute brim! Inside Episode 8: • Anthony’s Medical Drama: The full, dramatic breakdown of Anthony's doctor appointment nightmare. • Doctor’s Office Rabbit Holes: Wild clinic stories, weird bedside manners, and medical chaos. • ER Hall of Fame: We review real, mind-boggling cases of foreign objects stuck up patients' butts. • Beardo Mailbag: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages. • Joe’s Crumbl Hyperfocus: A high-intensity, deeply serious review of this week’s cookie menu. • Anthony’s Lab Work Breakdown: The boys give their unqualified medical breakdown of Anthony’s blood work. Hit play for unhinged queer medical banter, ER foreign body lore, and three gay bears who definitely shouldn't be giving health advice! 🔮 Check out our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite hypochondriac bestie!

Karen Burger

Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy cheeseburgers and unhinged Karen encounters. Inspired by live TV chaos, the boys rate their favorite burger joints, break down what makes a truly elite cheeseburger, and share ridiculous stories about entitled Karens in the wild. Plus, we’re back with an absolutely unhinged, wild sponsor that will make you question our marketing standards. Inside Episode 7: • The QVC Blowout Debacle: Our hilarious breakdown of the live TV slip-up that broke the internet. • Cheeseburgers & Karens: Ranking top-tier burgers and sharing our best (and worst) customer service nightmare stories. • Sponsor Spotlight: A completely wild, NSFW sponsor break you won't see coming. • Beardo Community Mail: Catching up with our favorite listeners and community updates. • Crumbl Corner: Back at the tasting table to review this week’s cookie lineup. • Joe’s Custom Studio Game: Joe takes the wheel to host a brand-new, hilariously chaotic game for Jay and Anthony. Grab a burger, keep your hair intact, and hit play for an hour of pure queer comedy and Southern banter! 🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and never miss an episode of your favorite gay comedy podcast!

When Life Gives You Pandemics, GET DRUNK!

Did it actually happen in 2020, or did your brain just mash all of lockdown into one giant fever dream? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are taking a nostalgic, hilarious, and slightly traumatic trip back to the COVID-19 pandemic. The boys look back at how they survived lockdown, the weird hobbies they actually enjoyed, and the utter chaos they hated. Plus, we play the ultimate alternate-universe game: what life-changing cultural trends and habits would look like today if COVID never happened! Inside Episode 6: • Lockdown Relived: The best, the worst, and the downright bizarre moments of our COVID quarantine days. • The Alternate Timeline: We debate what wouldn't have changed in society if 2020 never happened. • Beardo Check-In: Answering listener mail and catching up with our favorite community. • Crumbl Corner (Dirty Soda Edition): We taste-test the bizarre "Dirty Soda" cookie menu—from Dirty Soda Tres Leches to Shirley Temple cookies. • Anthony's 2020 Game: Anthony puts our memory to the test with an eye-opening game where we guess if major events actually took place in 2020. Hit play for unhinged queer humor, nostalgia, and three gay bears losing their minds over carbonated baked goods! 🔮 Check out our fresh Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite pandemic survivor!

TexASS size episode!

Everything is bigger in Texas—including our list of complaints! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take aim at the Lone Star State. We break down the very few things we actually like about Texas, and dive deep into the long list of things we absolutely cannot stand. Plus, this week's episode is brought to you by our questionable new sponsor: "Pink Gun"—because nothing says self-defense like targeted gender marketing. Inside Episode 5: • The Texas Roast: We break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Lone Star State (spoiler: mostly the ugly). • Sponsor Spotlight: A hilarious look at "Pink Gun"—the ultimate firearm for ladies who want a little glam with their bang. • Beardo Mailbag: Hearing from our amazing community of listeners. • Houston Tarot Reading: Pulling cards to see what spiritual forces await Jay on his upcoming trip to Houston. • Crumbl Corner: Back at the table to review this week’s cookie lineup. • The Texas Double-Header: We cap off the episode with TWO full studio games dedicated to Texas trivia and lore. It’s a full-on Southern hootenanny you definitely don't want to miss! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite anti-Texas bestie!

Move over Jenny Craig, Try New Cyclosporiasis

Wash your produce and buckle up, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are tackling the latest health panic sweeping the news: Cyclosporiasis. The boys dive into the hype around this parasitic stomach bug and openly question how much Big Pharma and Big Diet are pulling the strings behind the scenes. Speaking of questionable dietary choices, our "official" sponsor this week is none other than the iconic Taco Bell Diet. Plus, the guys give a quick, well-deserved shout-out to Curry Barker and Cooper Tomlinson for their hit horror movie Obsession—kudos to those boys! Inside Episode 4: • Parasites & Conspiracy Theories: Breaking down the Cyclosporiasis hype and questioning Big Pharma & Big Diet. • Taco Bell Diet Sponsor: Lettuce Help You With Your Wight Loss Journey • Movie Night: Our quick takes on the horror film Obsession. • NSFW Studio Reveal: Unveiling some spicy, explicit new artwork from our resident artist Aaron. • Crumbl Corner: Reviewing last week’s absolute disaster of a cookie lineup. • AI Game Night: Anthony brings out a brand-new, surprisingly competent game built entirely by ChatGPT. Hit that SUBSCRIBE button right now—unless you want to risk the Cyclosporiasis curse! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed layout at https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a friend about your favorite gay comedy podcast!

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