Tis the season of travel, but somehow we start with why Southwest’s new policies have us side-eyeing the entire boarding process. Speaking of things not arriving on time, we’re calling out Shein and their chaotic Speed X delivery situation—because how is a package “out for delivery” for a full week?!

Jojo puts us on to a new hair care find, Braid Rev, designed to keep your scalp right while in protective styles—but we’ll circle back with a real review after a month of testing. We also give our very unserious (but very real) Oscars recap, plus Tamika takes us on a romcom spiral featuring Julia Roberts and a role she swears she was born to play… Crackhead #5. Don’t overthink it.

Somewhere along the way, we unpack Jojo’s thoughts on Timothée Chalamet, campaign for more turkey burgers in fast food, and pour one out for iPic theaters appar ...