Today’s episode delivers a fresh batch of wonderfully stale humor, starting with the eternal classic: “What’s the best time to go to the dentist?” From there, we float into an anti‑gravity book that’s “very uplifting,” take a brief but disastrous career detour through an orange juice factory, and explore the unexpected linguistic side effects of cheap body spray. Breakfast gets complicated too, thanks to an English muffin that apparently requires a translator.

Credits roll out to the brilliant wife behind the orange‑juice and uplifting jokes, and to unpopular opinion / Aslin81 for the “tooth‑hurty” gem. The final two jokes—body spray and English muffins—are originals straight from today’s joke machine.

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