In their shortest episode yet, Linden talks less and Caraden doesn't talk more.

Topics discussed:

• When do the seasons start?
• Why is it called the Poop Deck?
• Yoshi bites his toenails.
• Boy games.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Incident at Loch Ness (2004).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Nick Nolte VS Gary Busey.