Welcome to Episode 130 of "647"—where the news is real, the satire is sharp, and the Republic is (barely) hanging on! This week, Chuck takes you on a wild ride through the headlines the mainstream would rather you ignore. From presidential “deals” with China that sound more like Craigslist scams, to cabinet members hiding out on military bases (because apparently, the suburbs are just too spicy), we’re serving up six stories hotter than a government slush fund. We’ll break down the latest in military “wokeness” (spoiler: it’s out, lethality is in), expose the real reason why Minneapolis is about to go full EU, and ask the hard-hitting question: why is the Senate spending $1.35 billion to kill owls? (No, really. Owls.) Plus, we’ll introduce you to Lamar Cook, the Massachusetts staffer who thought his state office was a great place for a little “co ...