Welcome to 647 Ep 116, where your Monday gets a shot of truth, a dash of weird, and a whole lot of “did he just say that?” Chuck is back at the Tapist bar, serving up hot takes and cold facts with a side of dim sum and a thermos you’ll never look at the same way again. What’s on the menu? • Gaza ceasefire drama (spoiler: it’s a mess) • Dr. Demento’s last ride and the end of an era • Diane Keaton’s final bow • A Florida man, a thermos, and a story you’ll never un-hear • The secret history of New York’s underground (no, not the subway you know) • Micro-feminism habits that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink your sidewalk etiquette • Neil Young’s latest boycott, Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau’s yacht PDA, and more celebrity shenanigans • Trump, shutdowns, smart walls, and the ARMS study (Advanced Reprobate Mind Syndrome—yes, it’s a thing) ...