Wake up losers, it's the sleepy episode. That's right, the sun is asleep, the moon is out, and mom and dad aren't coming home. They left you all alone because you were causing pressures in their marriage that they didn't expect. It was either leave you alone or get a divorce and they chose the former. Better one lonely child than two sad adults right? I mean you have your whole life ahead of you! You're going to be okay! Pick yourself by the bootstraps! Might I add, by the way, that the expression "pick yourself up by the bootstraps" doesn't make any sense and it stupid. If you could pick yourself up by the bootstraps you'd be flying. If anyone ever says that to me again I swear I'm going to invoice them for my next therapy session in which I unpack my feelings of responsibility regarding the divorce of my parents.

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