🎙️ Up to the Third Degree – where chaos has three voices.

🎙️ We played Red Flags — the chaotic dating card game — and things spiraled out of control almost immediately. From unlimited cheese bags 🧀 and zombie lovers 🧟 to someone who’s literally always covered in ants 🐜, it quickly became a game of "who can survive the weirdest date." Add in a little Sims talk 🎮, some heated debates about nose-picking 👃, and someone who really doesn’t want to date a Marine 🇺🇸🙅‍♀️, and you’ve got a solid recipe for unfiltered, hilarious chaos. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any worse… it did.

We met potential dates who only speak in hashtags, ride Segways 24/7, and bring their mom to every first date. One of them even had kisses that could cure cancer — but unfortunately, they were also celibate and married to two other people. So… ...