[To the tune of Gaelic pipes and strings]

If you like podcast streams

We’ve got you, we hear you

That is why we put this show on

For, in this here instance,

We’ve made a decision

To discuss Titanic for so long

Shower or car, wherever you are

We just need you to listen

Please listen as we go on

[Song ends abruptly as Billy Zane screams something iconic]

Please, we ask you ever so Pal-litely, to tune into this week’s episode on James Cameron’s oft-heralded and just as oft-derided 1997 film Titanic.