This week on Quick News—are you living in one of the happiest cities in the world? Apparently, if you’re not in Copenhagen, Zurich… or—brace yourself—Brighton in the UK… you might want a word with your estate agent.

Yes, Brighton made the list. Proof that happiness is, in fact… relative.

We also head to Finland—officially the happiest country on Earth… Despite six months of darkness, sub-zero temperatures, and people casually saying things like, “Only minus twenty? A lovely day for a stroll!”

Honestly, if that’s fun, I’ve been doing it wrong.

Then on the Real Deal—science steps in to design the perfect day. Six hours with family, two with friends, two hours of exercise… and less than one hour of screen time.

So… already unrealistic by 9:15am.

Or perhaps your perfect day is simpler— a  ...