Episode 9 – Top 5 Superpowers

In this week’s “interesting things” recap, the boys go way off the rails right out of the gate. Paul gives an absurdly passionate update about his brand-new toaster (far more than anyone asked for), Zach talks about quality time with his good boy Goose, Ryan casually breaks the news that THERE’S A NEW POPE, and Patrick shares his first-ever Facebook Marketplace experience—which is exactly as chaotic as you’d imagine.

Then we dive into our Top 5 Superpowers, where a shocking group realization emerges: all superpowers are really just… manipulation. Manipulating time, nature, space, matter, or people. And that’s kind of insane when you think about it.

From PK wanting to read minds and teleport, to Ryan’s obsession with super speed, to Zach’s craving for total  ...