Hey y'all!

We've come to entertain you once again with more magic and mystery and overall confusion when it comes to how children are managed and cared for at Hogwarts.

Enter Fred Weasley: Honestly people, you call yourselves our fans...

(Beyond a legit explanation, Fred is the superior twin. I don't know why but he is so don't come at me (us) about it.)

Three 11 year old children have made it past the obstacles guarding the sorcerer's stone which, in all honesty, seemed as if they were perfectly designed for each child in mind. Think about it; the devil's snare requires herbology knowledge that only Hermione would know: catching the winged keys and Harry is the best seeker the school has seen in centuries; and a most daring game of wizard's chess that only Ron could pull off. Are you not convinced that Dumbledore (aka Du ...