Dave is having an incredibly busy week this week with work and wants your pity. Please send your pity by listening to our show and enjoying this week's episode that we worked so hard over for several minutes. Here's what we got this week.

1. Warm Up: What would be the most ridiculous, mandatory question to ask as part of a job interview?
2. How would you measure how badly things stink and what would be on the stink scale?
3. Would you do [insert sexual act] in order to save your dying friend's life?
4. Midshow: Ask the Fuckin' Boys - Bra Size + How to Act Evil
5. Have you ever reconnected with an estranged friend and how did it go?
6. What's something you can do for your pets that you can't do for another human?
7. Post Theme: Ultra Strong vs. Ultra Soft TP

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