Meet Melinda, the most fashionable woman you'll ever meet. Try to visualize her three outfits in this humorous podcast about an epic fashion fail.

Vocabulary:

1. El atavío is attire

2. La vestimenta is outfit

3. Desaliñada is grungy

4. La piel is leather

5. Las bragas is underwear

6. El sostén deportivo is sports bra

7. La lima is lime

8. Cuadrada is boxy

9. El monstruo is monster

10. Las curvas are curves

11. La cartera is purse

12. Estampado is pattern

13. La piel de serpiente is snakeskin

14. Desastroso is disastrously

15. Escarchado is frosty

16. El tartán is plaid

17. Peculiar is quirky

18. Las pulseras are bracelets

19. Los brazos are arms

20. El mapache is racoon

21. El cono de tráfico is traffic cone

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