Emilia and Maria are joined by Emilia's BIG SISTER: the very funny Maura Murphy-Barrosse! Physical injuries include an ankle sprain, bone spurs, ill-fitting shoes, and a dog tooth to the face. That's right, a dog tooth to the face. Plus, the elusiveness of the perfect pair of sunnies. You win some you lose some.

Special thanks, as always, to Rey Tang for our beloved theme song.