I read from eyedropper to eyesore.

The word of the episode is "eye rhyme".

OK, I feel like I should've figured out that they're called "eye rhymes" because they LOOK like they COULD be rhymes. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_rhyme

Theme music from Jonah Kraut

https://jonahkraut.bandcamp.com/

Merchandising!

https://www.teepublic.com/user/spejampar

"The Dictionary - Letter A" on YouTube

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