The Colonel & the Kid

The Colonel & the Kid

por Gregory L Heitmann
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The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 49 - The Daughters (Part 3 The Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp)
The Colonel and the Kid Podcast - Chapter 49: The Daughters Part 3 - Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp Greg Heitmann opens this episode with a personal introduction to Chapter 49 of his memoir-based podcast, then spends most of the show reading and reflecting on a photo-rich chapter about family memories, lake life, military service, and camping. He connects childhood experiences at Buffalo Lakes with later elk camps and National Guard imagery, showing how the same themes of outdoors, family, and discipline run through his life. He also includes his usual recurring segments on baseball, a “look what I found” rabbit hole, and a streaming recommendation. Key topics In this episode, Greg frames Chapter 49 as the final chapter in the “Daughters” section, centered on Buffalo Lakes Summer Camp and the memories tied to Clear Lake. He walks through several family photos from around 1952, describing his mom Caralee, Aunt Cathy, a lake cabin, and a polished wooden boat identified as a Dunphy Trout model. He reflects on how the lake trip may have been a family reunion or weekend getaway, and how the photos helped him “put a bow” on this part of the memoir. Greg shares vivid childhood memories of Buffalo Lakes in the mid-1970s, including fishing from docks, using makeshift rods, borrowing minnows, swimming, and bathing in the lake with a bar of soap. He notes that his Aunt Cathy managed the camper trip with several kids in a tiny trailer, while his younger brother Garrett likely stayed with their parents because he was too young for the trip. The chapter also compares those childhood camping conditions with his current elk-hunting setups, emphasizing how cramped campers and tents felt normal then and tiny now. Greg transitions into military photo commentary, discussing National Guard training in the Badlands, Alaska service imagery, and an Aleutian Islands station during the Korean War. He highlights the visual details in the photos, including tents, folding chairs, helmets, field uniforms, and the rugged landscapes of South Dakota and Alaska. In the closing memoir reflection, Greg says the Buffalo Lakes trip left a deep positive impression and that he expects future family conversations will correct or expand on his memories. Outside the chapter reading, he gives a Minnesota Twins update, saying they are still in the wild card race but likely not playoff caliber. He shares a long “look what I found out” segment about how 33 and a third RPM records and 45s developed, starting from a plastic bag and a Naked Gun memory. In the “antenna” segment, he recommends the spy series The Agency, praising its cast and premise even though he thinks Lioness and Patriot are stronger shows. Notable quotes “Life is better at the lake.” “Stay close to the serenity of a lake to meet your own peace of mind.” “Be assertive. Be positive. Be proactive.” Action items Greg plans to finish and record more chapters over the holiday weekend. He intends to scout elk terrain and verify his trail markings after Labor Day. He may look into whether a Browning 250th anniversary rifle is available as a collector’s item. He recommends The Agency for listeners who want another CIA-style spy series.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 48 - The Shaving
Chapter 48: The Shaving Gregory Heitmann continues The Colonel and the Kid Podcast with a solo memoir episode built around shaving, facial hair, and the memories those rituals trigger. The chapter uses Grandpa’s military-era mustache, old shaving products, and a handful of family and hunting photos to explore masculinity, memory, and the value of preserving a personal record.This episode is part reflection, part photo commentary, and part podcast update, with Gregory also touching on baseball, license plates, and a streaming recommendation. Key topics Gregory frames the podcast as a memoir project about his maternal grandfather, Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and explains why recording these stories matters. He reflects on the process of writing and speaking as a kind of self-analysis or “psychotherapy,” using it to sort out his thoughts and preserve memory. The chapter opens with Jack Kemp’s quote, “Winning is like shaving. You do it every day, or you wind up looking like a bum,” which sets up the shaving theme. Gregory shares his own shaving habits, noting that he prefers an electric razor, often keeps a beard in cooler months, and leaves some stubble rather than shaving to smooth skin. He describes a childhood memory of watching Grandpa shave with a triple-head electric shaver and being given a dab of Skin Bracer aftershave as a symbolic introduction to manhood. He discusses several old grooming products and collectible bottles, including Skin Bracer and Avon Deep Woods Aftershave in a 1923 Maxwell automobile bottle. A photo of Gregory and Angela from around 2012 becomes a contrast point, showing a younger version of his preferred facial hair style. The episode connects facial hair with hunting and masculinity through a snowy 2022 elk-butchering photo and a 1992 photo of Grandpa with a full white beard. Gregory ends the memoir chapter with a selfie of himself wearing a handlebar mustache, using it as a bookend to Grandpa’s mustached military photo. In the post-chapter segments, he gives a Minnesota Twins update, complains about the confusing variety of New Mexico license plates, and recommends the TV series Patriot as a smart, offbeat spy show. Notable quotes Copy “Winning is like shaving. You do it every day, or you wind up looking like a bum.” Copy “I consider it to be my psychotherapy.” Copy “Be assertive, be positive, and be proactive.” Action items Listen/read with the photos in view if possible, since several of the chapter’s points depend on the image captions. If you like odd, reflective memoir chapters, this one is a standout. Check out Patriot if you want a quieter, more humorous spy series than the usual high-stress intelligence drama.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 47 - The Christmas Times (Part 3)
Chapter 47 - The Christmas Times Part 3 Greg Heitmann continues the Colonel and the Kid memoir with a photo-rich Christmas chapter centered on family tradition, his grandfather Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and the values he ties to those memories. The episode also branches into recurring segments on baseball, sports headlines, a found object, a personalized license plate, and a TV recommendation.This is a solo episode with Greg as the only speaker. He mixes memoir reading, personal reflection, and commentary, with the main themes landing on Christmas memories, family heritage, and American civic values. Key topics In this episode, Greg opens Chapter 47 of the memoir, “The Christmas Times Part 3,” and explains that the project exists to preserve his grandfather’s memory and family history. He frames the chapter as both a written and audio record, emphasizing the memoir’s role in capturing family tradition before it gets forgotten. He walks through a series of Christmas photographs from the late 1970s through the mid-1980s, describing his grandfather at the Sisseton, South Dakota Country House opening gifts, sitting with family, and surrounded by holiday clutter and classic decor. Greg highlights recurring visual details across the photos: the orange velour chair, wood-paneled interiors, Ducks Unlimited art, old spice aftershave, a cuckoo clock, and a Siamese cat figure or statue. He reflects on how the family’s Christmas trips to grandma and grandpa helped shape his sense of citizenship, belonging, and “Americanism.” He quotes the American Legion mission and values as a kind of framework for the life lessons he says his grandfather helped instill. He compares the original photos with AI-enhanced versions, commenting on the tension between authenticity and perfection. He gives a personal update on summer, hats, and his haircut, then transitions into the podcast’s recurring segments. In the MLB update, he reports the Minnesota Twins as 64 and 68, two games out of the wildcard, and expresses skepticism about their baseball talent despite their athletic ability. In sports headlines, he notes the NFL season starting on Wednesday, September 9th, and says football will likely take over his attention. In big news, he discusses the reported death of Dolly Parton at 80, praising her positivity and cultural legacy. In “Look What I Found,” he shows off a broken tow hook he picked up off the street, jokingly framing it as a “hooker.” In “License to Podcast,” he analyzes a personalized plate reading “THEZOHAN,” explaining the meaning of Zohan in Urdu and Arabic contexts. In “The Antenna,” he strongly recommends the TV series The Lioness, praising Taylor Sheridan’s writing, the cast, and the show’s spy-thriller premise.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 46 - The Elk Hunt
Summary In this episode, Gregory shares a heartfelt memoir chapter about his elk hunting experience, reflecting on his relationship with his grandfather and the lessons learned from the hunt. He also provides updates on his scouting trip, hunting preparations, and personal insights into the hunting journey. Key Topics Memoir of elk hunting and family influence Preparation and scouting for elk hunting The significance of grandpa's rifles and gifts The emotional journey of hunting and success Lessons learned from nature and hunting experiences Sound Bites "You need a bigger rifle to hunt elk." "Grandpa insisted I take the rifle." "I fired, miss the elk, and felt the rush." Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Memoir Background 06:52 Choosing the Right Rifle for Elk 12:53 Grandpa's Gift and Reluctance to Accept 22:49 First Elk and Scouting in the Mountains 27:06 The Elk Hunt in 2011 36:44 The Moment of Success and Reflection 43:22 Celebrating the First Elk and Its Significance 48:45 Memories and Final Reflections 51:40 Closing Quotes and Sign Off Keywords Elk hunting, memoir, family legacy, hunting preparation, outdoor life, personal growth, nature, hunting stories, life lessons, adventure
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 45 - The Heart Attack
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 45 - The Heart Attack Gregory L. Heitmann returns with chapter 45 of The Colonel and the Kid, reflecting on his memoir, his grandfather Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., and the lasting impact of a 1998 heart attack. He also spends time on the emotional weight of finishing the memoir, the role the podcast has played in self-examination, and several recurring updates from his life in Santa Fe.This episode is a solo episode with Gregory as the only speaker. The main topics are memoir reflection, his grandfather’s heart attack and medical care, and a set of lighter recurring segments on sports, hummingbirds, local conditions, and found objects. Key topics Gregory explains that the podcast exists to preserve family history and record his memoir in audio and video form. He frames chapter 45, "The Heart Attack," as part of the final season of the memoir, with chapter 45 sitting in the third and final season of chapters 41 through 60. He reflects on how the podcast has become a form of psychotherapy and introspective analysis, especially regarding how his grandfather shaped him. He recounts his grandfather’s heart attack in 1998, the ambulance transfer, the hospital treatment, and the family story surrounding the event. He discusses the Colt 1911 Commander pistol that belonged to his grandfather and treats it as a meaningful memento. He compares American healthcare with Canadian-style rationing and criticizes the Affordable Care Act, insurance access, and what he sees as a broken system. He expands that criticism to broader concerns about Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, and government follow-through on promises. He gives a Minnesota Twins update, noting their slide below .500, injuries, and his fading loyalty to Minnesota sports teams. He shares a World Cup reaction, calling soccer boring and arguing the tournament was financially significant but not especially entertaining. He closes with local life updates from Santa Fe, including peak hummingbird migration, nearby wildfire smoke, a found motorcycle foot peg, and a personalized Corvette plate reading "you bet." Timestamps (00:00) Back on the podcast after a hiatus (01:02) Chapter 45 and the memoir’s final season(03:06) Why the podcast became personal therapy (07:39) Season structure and the feeling of nearing the end (10:09) Hot weather, hats, and settling into the chapter (12:26) Opening quote for "The Heart Attack" (13:18) Two themes of the chapter: warning signs and healthcare(14:50) Grandpa’s heart attack and the family’s memory of it (15:14) The Colt 45 Commander pistol and its military history (18:18) Bypass surgery and the young heart surgeon’s briefing (22:15) Obama, the Affordable Care Act, and "death panels" (23:29) Frustration with insurance, appointments, and access to care (24:28) Quality of life versus simply staying alive (25:21) George Steinbrenner quote to close the chapter (26:46) Broader criticism of government-run healthcare (31:14) Comparing U.S. care with Canada and other systems (36:33) Transition from memoir to recurring podcast segments (39:40) Minnesota Twins losing streak and playoff doubts (42:51) Parting ways with Minnesota sports fandom (49:48) World Cup reaction and why soccer didn’t hold his interest (52:57) Spain beats Argentina in a boring final (57:46) Peak hummingbird migration in Santa Fe (60:14) Nearby wildfire smoke and air quality concerns (63:05) Found object: a motorcycle passenger foot peg (66:12) License to Podcast: a blue Corvette with plate "you bet" (70:03) Closing advice: be assertive, positive, proactive
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 44 - The Last Pheasant Hunt
The Last Pheasant Hunt: A Farewell to Grandpa's Hunting Memories In this heartfelt episode, Gregory Heitmann revisits an emotional chapter from his grandfather's life, focusing on their final pheasant hunt together. Explore personal stories, reflections on aging, and the enduring bond between a grandson and his grandfather, all set against the backdrop of South Dakota’s hunting traditions. Main Topics Covered: Gregory's background and connection to his grandfather, Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr. Detailed recounting of the final pheasant hunt in Sisseton, South Dakota, including vivid descriptions of the day and family photos Reflection on aging, health issues, and the signs of mortality observed during the hunt Insights into Grandpa's hunting gear, including his prized shotgun and military penmanship on gear labels Deep dive into the significance of upland game birds like pheasants and Hungarian partridges in South Dakota culture Personal musings on the fleeting nature of time and the importance of preserving family history through memoirs Updates on the host's hunting plans, water availability for duck hunting, and outdoor adventures in New Mexico Segments on sports updates, including Minnesota Twins' performance and Stanley Cup predictions Final thoughts on outdoor life, weather, and the importance of action and positivity Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction and episode overview 00:23 - Gregory shares his relationship with his grandfather, Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr. 01:30 - Discussing chapter 44, "The Last Pheasant Hunt" 04:14 - Reflection on the emotional journey of documenting family history 07:02 - Opening quote from "The Wizard of Oz" 07:40 - Description of the family photo from the 1996 pheasant hunt 11:19 - Gregory recalls the final pheasant hunt outside Siston, South Dakota, in 1998 12:34 - Setting the scene of the hunt with family details and the landscape 14:49 - Details about Grandpa's shotgun, a Remington Model 11, and its historical significance 17:11 - Close-up images of Grandpa's shotgun action and safety mechanism 18:13 - Grandpa's vintage case for his shotgun and military penmanship 19:01 - Photos of Grandpa's taxidermy Hungarian partridge and reflections 22:27 - Showcasing Grandpa's mounted Hungarian partridge and its legacy 24:42 - Memories of partridges and their decline in South Dakota 25:45 - Reflections on the chapter's emotional impact and family legacy 26:29 - A concluding family photo and the enduring bonds of outdoor life 31:14 - Closing quote from Doc Holliday: "There is no normal life. There’s just life." 32:22 - Podcast wrap-up and personal updates 33:52 - Minnesota Twins season review and coaching critique 42:28 - Recent sports predictions and updates on NHL and NBA finals 44:06 - Excitement over NFL season and personal NFL ticket success 45:46 - Reflection on water conditions, duck hunting plans, and outdoor pursuits 51:31 - "Look What I Found" segment: shedding elk antler discovery 54:20 - Planning elk hunting trips with trail markers and physical preparation 57:27 - Personal thoughts on outdoor pursuits, weather, and upcoming adventures 58:42 - Closing gratitude and call to action: stay positive and proactive Join Gregory as he preserves a lifetime of outdoor memories, family history, and life lessons with genuine warmth and clarity.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 43 - The Poetry
Most of us underestimate the power of poetry—and Grandpas’ stories—until we realize they shape who we are. Greg Heitmann’s heartfelt memoir connects childhood memories, war-time books, and the poetry that defined an era, revealing how words can be both weapons and solace. In this deeply personal episode, Greg shares stories about his grandfather, Lieutenant Colonel Edwin P. Hagen Jr., a man whose love for poetry and leadership left a lasting impression. Discover how a wartime poetry book, a classic Kipling poem, and even a child's comic strip played pivotal roles in shaping Greg’s perspectives on life, responsibility, and happiness. You'll explore how poetry distills complex feelings into simple truths and learn why some verses—and cartoons—become lifelong guides.We break down: The significance of war-time editions of classic books and their hidden messages—like "Books are weapons in the war of ideas." The influence of poetic works such as "If" by Rudyard Kipling, and their connection to leadership and resilience. Greg’s reflections on childhood cartoons, comics, and the craft of storytelling that shaped his creative soul. The surprising power of simple rhymes and cartoons in understanding life’s dichotomies—like happiness versus craving, or legacy versus self-discovery. Why understanding our roots, through the lens of poetry and family stories, unlocks clarity about who we are today. This episode isn’t just about poetry—it's about the stories we carry, the lessons passed down, and how words can serve as a bridge across generations. Whether you're a history buff, a poetry lover, or someone searching for meaning in life’s chaos, Greg’s reflections will inspire you to cherish your own stories and maybe even recite a verse or two. Perfect for anyone feeling nostalgic, seeking inspiration, or wanting to reconnect with the timeless power of words—tune in to find how poetry continues to shape the human experience, one verse at a time. Listeners of all backgrounds will walk away with new appreciation for the quiet strength of poetry and family stories—and the enormous impact of embracing our unique legacies. The simplest ideas often carry the deepest emotional truth: Distilling complexity to essence can transform communication and connection. Artistic expression reflects personal worldview: Embracing contradictions enriches self-awareness and fuels authentic leadership. The act of creation as a window into identity: Creative outputs encode your worldview, offering insights into what drives you. Approaching complex experiences through humor and nostalgia: Humor and reflection simplify self-discovery and encourage growth. The critical role of within and without in defining personal authenticity: Understanding interconnectedness helps align actions with values. The tension between pursuit of happiness and contentment: Shifting focus from pursuit to presence fosters sustainable fulfillment. Celebrating small personal traditions and artifacts: Preserving symbols grounds individuals in their history and values.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 42 - The Christmastimes (Part 2)
Most of us struggle to truly cherish the simple joys of Christmas—and often, our memories are the closest we get to reliving those moments. In this heartfelt yet humorous episode, Greg Heitmann takes us on a nostalgic journey through decades of Christmas photos, stories, and reflections that remind us what really matters: family, memories, and the joy of giving. Greg dives into his childhood memories, showing us a peek into the innocence of the 1970s with vivid descriptions of homemade racetrack races, goofy family photos, and the quirky style of a kid with big dreams of NFL stardom. You'll discover the power of preserving family stories and why capturing the past is more than just nostalgia—it's a form of therapy and legacy. From vintage pajamas to classic games, each photo and story offers a snapshot of a simpler, joyful time that’s gone by all too fast. In this episode, we explore the importance of small traditions—like setting up the electric racetrack on Christmas Eve, or unwrapping gifts amidst a mess of torn wrapping paper—highlighting how these moments help us find meaning in the chaos. Greg shares insights into how childhood memories shape our perspective on success, happiness, and life itself. You'll also hear some surprising anecdotes about childhood fashion, vintage toys, and the evolution of Christmas celebrations that make this episode a must-listen for anyone craving a dose of genuine nostalgia. But more than just a trip down memory lane, this episode underscores the importance of family stories and how they form the backbone of our identities. Whether you're a parent, grandparent, or simply a lover of heartfelt storytelling, you'll find inspiration in Greg's reflections on life, success, and the importance of enjoying each moment fully. Join us for a perfect blend of humor, nostalgia, and heartfelt reflection that will leave you smiling and reminiscing about your own favorite holiday memories. Essential listening if you want to reconnect with the true spirit of Christmas and life’s most precious moments—because sometimes, looking back is the best way to move forward.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - Chapter 41 - The Pheasant Hunting (Part 3)
Most of us overlook a simple yet powerful tool for personal growth: documenting your life stories. In this heartfelt episode, host, Greg Heitmann, shares how writing about his grandfather’s hunting adventures—and more unexpectedly—became a form of psychotherapy that transformed his perspective on life and loss. Greg's personal journey reveals a treasure trove of vivid memories from South Dakota's prairies to family connections that bridge generations. You'll discover how a single chapter of a memoir captures not just a hunting trip in 1997 but also unravels lessons about heritage, resilience, and the importance of preserving moments through audio, video, and writing. His detailed stories of pheasant hunts—complete with photos, anecdotes, and reflections—offer a rare glimpse into a rural American tradition that’s fading away, and why it matters more than ever to cherish those memories. You'll break down: the significance of writing as therapy, how to turn everyday moments into lasting legacy, and the intertwining of personal passions like sports, history, and family heritage. Greg also shares insights into his favorite hunting shotguns, the stories behind sports legends like Bob Horner and Ted Turner, and the quiet reflections that come with aging and memory. If you've ever felt the urge to preserve your story—whether through podcasts, diaries, or family albums—this episode shows why capturing your experiences isn’t just sentimental; it’s vital. Neglecting this can mean losing the rich fabric of your history, but embracing it opens up opportunities for healing, understanding, and creating a legacy your loved ones will treasure. Perfect for hunters, history buffs, storytellers, or anyone seeking a meaningful way to connect with their roots, this episode encourages you to start your own ongoing journal—because your story deserves to be told. Tune in, get inspired to document your journey, and remember: the memories you create today become the treasures of tomorrow.
The Colonel & the Kid Podcast - May 31, 2026 - Bonus Podcast
Most people overlook the simple lessons in life, but this episode reveals how embracing unexpected moments — like reading Pop Tart microwave instructions at 57 for the first time — can teach us resilience, humor, and the importance of paying attention. If you're tired of the mundane and craving a dose of humor, nostalgia, and real-life insights, this one's for you. Gregory Heitmann takes us on a lively journey through everyday adventures — from dry-cleaning his vintage cavalry uniform to the surprising frustrations of buying and selling Western books, and even the chaos of canceled concerts. With a mix of humor and honesty, he shares how small, often overlooked details carry profound lessons: about responsibility, attention, and the American spirit of jumping in first and reading instructions second. You'll discover: the story behind his vintage cavalry uniform's cleaning adventure, insights into his latest Western book trilogy, and why he thinks baseball, movies, and even microwave cooking are more meaningful than most realize. Want to learn how a simple Pop Tart wrapper can trigger childhood memories, or why Canada might secretly be a desert? This episode is packed with quirky stories, surprising data, and timeless lessons on navigating modern life with a smile. Of course, Greg dives into the latest sports updates — from the Twins' disappointing record to exciting NBA playoff drama — but his focus remains on how these stories reflect broader trends and lessons. Whether it's the rising Western genre, the frustrations of credit scores, or the mysterious cancellation of a country concert, he offers a humorous yet insightful perspective on what’s really going on out there.Perfect for anyone feeling overwhelmed by the mundane or needing a reminder to find joy in small moments. If you're curious about how everyday quirks can teach resilience, or just need a good laugh paired with life lessons, this episode is your perfect match. Get ready to laugh, learn, and see the world from a fresh, humorous angle. Ten Takeaways: Novelty Humor Storytelling Cultural References Authenticity Adaptation Details Trends Playfulness Mental Flexibility
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