A funny fake ad on Chris gives Gary a little extra leash, and he does not disappoint! Nostradamus. Dentist who goes ape on a patient. Tommy Smothers, who died recently. Willie Colon, who is still alive. Sexual jeopardy. Phone calls on detective shows. Shingrix. Doing nothing (jobs, Tovala oven). Stupid lawsuits (Reese’s, Burger King, Red Bull, McDonald’s). Warning labels on condoms. Car washes. Forgetful wife stabs husband. Stolen home alarm system signs. (Chris interrupts with stollen and free-range chicken.) Hung Cao, Virginia senatorial candidate. USPS price increases. 

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