Are you a Provocations person or do the Impressionists really get you going? Does Jenny think that publicly losing consciousness distracts from people knowing she's having an affair? Do Tonya and Whitney successfully conduct a Julie and Julia intervention on Suzanne? Take off your bra, get into your Saab, and listen to us while you drive to Santa Barbara to cry and hold Peggy Peabody's dog.

Strap in and strap on!