This is one of those weeks where we would love to tell you it's chill and manageable and that you can just coast through it with your iced coffee and your Spotify playlist and your illusion that you're running this show. We cannot tell you that. This week is genuinely unhinged in terms of how much is happening, and — here's the part that's actually fascinating — the eclipse on Tuesday isn't even the headliner. The eclipse is the opening act. The Saturn-Neptune conjunction on Friday is the kind of astrology that hasn't happened since 1989. And it hasn't happened at this particular degree of the zodiac since seventeen-oh-three. So no, you don't have a frame of reference for this. None of us do. We're all just here, doing our best, with scrambled eggs for brains.

Key moments of the week:

• Mon, Feb. 16: Sun i ...