Welcome to Some Topic, the podcast where two dangerously underqualified hosts tackle everything from politics to paranormal squirrels — armed with caffeine, sarcasm, and absolutely no research.

In this chaotic first episode, Nick and Sam stumble through a five-minute intro that somehow spirals into crack economics, raccoon philosophy, and an existential debate about Toy Story.

Nothing is off-limits. Nothing makes sense.

And yes — this is the heavily redacted version.

00:00 – PSA Warning & Setup Chaos

Nick and Sam try (and fail) to start the podcast while roasting each other over the intro script.

03:45 – “Heavily Redacted Version”

Paper quality, printer quality, and friendship quality — in that order.

07:30 – The Paper Cut & The Hand Names Debate

They name their hands Becky and Sue. Th ...