Jelly Roll drives by Drew t-boning Jacob Fatu (at least I think?) who is then greeted by people rushing past him to see Drew ripping Fatu’s windshield out and beating him. This is the beginning of Brad’s predicted Peter Griffin and the Chicken segment.

The Freebird MFTs took on R-Priest, and of course the Wyatt’s have to also get involved. At the end of the day, long after the follically challenged R-Truth got a hair cut, we have new Champs.

Danhausen was paid by Candace LeRae to cure Johnny Depressing of his depression, but then vanishes with the human money.

Fraxiom took on Motor City Machine Guns. Near the end of the match Candice LeRae gets involved and punches Frazer and Sabin rolls him up for the win and a smile and wink from LeRae. Maybe Johnny is now Johnny Cuckholding?

Randy Orton talks again…After that’s o ...