Randy Orton almost causes Greg to fall asleep while driving.

US Open Challenge saw Carmelo Hayes taking on Dr. Wagner Jr. Jr.

We get the formation of the new, greatest Tag Team of all time, R-Priest.

Nia/Lash celebrate their title win, and a we get a contender tag match.

On the men’s side, we get a No. 1 Contender Tag Team Turmoil Gauntlet Match. Milk Carton staples Motor City Machine Guns vs Fraxiom vs Wyatt Sicks vs Los Garza vs R-Priest.

Rhea and Jade talk about how big their arms and legs are for some reason.

Johnny Depressing was prescribed a boot in the ass by his wife, and then got squashed by Oba Femi. He’s returned to his depressed state. Waiting for Dr. Shelby to show up.

Danhausen has demandhausens, and has a mentorhausen of Mizhausen now.

Drew and Cody fought. Booked terribly. Greg and  ...