Ahamed Weinberg joins the pod this week as our first-ever white guest, and it's an instant classic. We start deep in emoji discourse, detour through a bit about ICE agents getting pied Looney Tunes-style, and then get into Ahamed's actual childhood — raised without cable in a Muslim household, watching a puppet show called Adam's World instead of Barney, and discovering SpongeBob for the first time at the dentist's office. Danish tells the legendary story of his teenage LAN-party house (20 kids crashing regularly, his mom making everyone pizza), and everyone trades "first time getting high" stories — Ahamed's happened at his uncle's bar mitzvah. We also get into NYC politics conspiracy theories, why T.I. used to bomb at LA open mics on purpose, and how Ahamed became the guy who somehow makes best friends with every stranger on the subway. Also: h ...