In this week’s chaotic comedy-meets-commentary episode of The Sisterhood Tea Party Podcast, Jessica and Stephanie hand over the mic (literally) to ChatGPT. After asking it to write an episode inspired by their favorite themes—wellness, healing, glow-ups, boundaries, and girlboss energy—they ended up with a satirical, slightly terrifying, and totally unhinged self-help guide: “How to Have a Glow-Up, Ditch Your Friends, Start a Business & Heal Your Inner Child — All Before Noon.”

🧃 From moon water hydration routines to business launches fueled by delusion, this episode is a hilarious mirror of internet self-growth culture—and yes, we’re dragging ourselves too.

✨ Plus:

• What’s top of mind (hint: Beyoncé)
• “What’s the Ick?” segment returns
• A real talk moment about what growth sho ...