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Shutdown Fullcast

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ADRIFT ON A WINDLESS JULY SEA (SEND HELP)
0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!" 6:37 "Why can't I do this?" 7:41 "By the way, Ryan, fuck you" 9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful" 9:34 "I ask the questions here, shut up" 11:03 "Y'all need to cheer up" 11:38 "No one wins this game" 13:13 "What is the question again?" 15:55 "You've led us all in circles!" 17:35 "Fuck no, I have honor!" 19:31 "I will never surrender" 24:32 "... did that team have a quarterback?" 25:22 "It is right, but it's not correct" 25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a lifeline right now so this will be over. No." 28:33 "No, we have to keep going" 31:03 "We got a long way to go" 31:38 "Saboteur!" Breaking LeBron James news, to some of you, surely Introducing the Monster Energy Independent, whether they like it or not Mike Lombardi's here to do two things: pan-fry his brain on Instagram and cure impostor syndrome The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
Fish Hunt Golf Odyssey
00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away" 03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment" 19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you" 21:48 "So there was a song mentioned 22 minutes ago that we're about to get to" 25:13 "Anyway, tell us about the stupid song" 27:38 "Again, tell us about the song, Spencer" 29:09 "Go ahead, Spencer" 32:20 "You ever gonna talk about this damn song?" 33:40 "I like that Ryan is telling us about this song before Spencer is" The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
Fixing CFB '27: Kawaii Kirby Smart
This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002) Early CFB '27 thoughts If it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n Surber The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Nick Kivi DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
THE MONSTER ENERGY WORLD CUP EPISODE
We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vows Does the Sun have a smell? Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shampoo to find the light? [Graham Norton voice] Patrick you have a story, tell us that story Podcast business celebrates an important birthday The Monster Energy Big 12 is real and actually it can hurt you After four weeks of almost doing it, we discuss the most important story of the college football offseason, The World Cup The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) NEW PTKU MERCH DROPPED. Even sharks need towels, which is why you can go to our merch store and buy our new PTKU Beach Towel. All proceeds from PTKU merch sales this quarter go to Alianza Translatinx in Orange County, California. Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Patrick Howell DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Culver’s and Health: A Podcast at the Intersection
Ryan receives the news of Surber's earthly demise with mild concern Spencer joins the ocean floor aristocracy This leads inevitably to snack protein discourse College football uniform patches feat. Gay Hospital ™ and the Michigan State Bank Discussion returns to protein the old-fashioned way (grave robbery) Google ratings of the gods Introducing our new summer workout plan, Neckstrong ™ The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
Jurassic Peptides / Cody Campbell vs. Actual Grown-Ups
Gronk as labor icon Coyote Negroni Season Sorsby Industries Scorned(sby) Our opponents don't want to build thunder mountains Here's what bothers us about the Waffle House meme World Cup auras we find pleasing Shut Up, Alexi The three words Spencer uses to short-circuit Internet culture Holy shit it's Killer Antz album launch day Music rage bait, here fishy fishy fishies The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
The Holes Episode feat. Cody Campbell and Jelly Roll
Spencer behind enemy onlines President bad at pool Jelly Roll divorce discourse The Sorsby thing again, sure The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick Howell DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
Metal Gear Sorsby 4: Guns Up
Ryan’s more Metal Gear than man now Sorsby case thoughts: We have some! Sure, let's try shunning to fix NCAA issues; it's not like anything else is working The first-ever use of "pro wrestling in the pejorative sense" in the show's interminable history Cody Campbell if nothing else please stop smiling at us on television Bonus weather ambience in today's episode! Soothing rain sounds provided free of charge LSU basketball recruiting speculation [oil term] Ryan ends one long-running game and begins another, shorter one Stick around for the end of the show to find out how excited we all are for the World Cup! The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick Howell DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
Pounce On Bad Vibes
Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his email Restaurant personnel taxonomy House fuckery for everybody Maguire v Sark, excuse for Saban voices We found the Stanford Cabela's Breaking news to Surber The Atlantic did a bad football post and now we're political consultants Chet Holmgren Join The League Of Shadows Challenge The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
Don't Get Die Harded
NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!) Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!) Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!) Georgia mercenary lore Dangerous toys of the twentieth century Bison breeding detour Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either) We're all getting really into crying, join us The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
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