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Week Three: All James Madison Wanted Was A Burrito

ICYMI: Moon flat ICYMI: Money = Feel Better Button Boosters should be fireable Raking through the rank unpleasantness of the past 72 hours or so in an attempt to get to what we really want to be doing: hollering at teams playing weird non-con games on the other side of the country to come on home The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins When they're not ruining the Fullcast, year-round newsletter Channel 6, a Phantom Island that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically anddother worklbum out now!) Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on Podcasterino Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Week 1 -> Week 2: "What makes you think gravity doesn't apply to you?"

Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field. We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark! In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it! Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anything We did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started again, and we made that approximately 10 days into the season before it blew up in our faces [squints] Arkansas what are you doing all the way out there?? Come home. There's a lot of people who love you and none of them live in Pacific time The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? They also produce Turfman's College Foot-ball Almanac, on sale now Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on Podcasterino Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

2026 College Football Week 1 Preview

Charles Star continues his 2026 podcast world tour, proving he will come on literally ANY podcast this year if you ask him to Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac? The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Russell Powell DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Another Perfect Fullcast ™

We did at one point have a plan for today Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac? The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by The Eldritch Terrors DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

SNACK TIME and "Season Preview" feat. Mike Golic, Jr.

Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels Garfield Returning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new Oreos But before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress time Hey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanks Time to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up at Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac? The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Carting the President. Fighting Cousins. 19-Team CFP.

Can you name the Las Vegas Raider you'd least advise to get in a fight? How about the Raider you'd least want to fight yourself? Okay, so those two guys got in a fight Presidential Physics Exam The last five minutes of this episodes contain all the latest updates we've heard from our sources throughout the industry regarding the forthcoming 19-team college football playoff Have you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac? The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 32 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours just last week. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by north-without-end DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Are we dead? Are we all dead? Are you??

A French artillery lesson, about butts How to tell the Fullcast hosts apart (it's based on how long since each of us has played Wave Race) Whole crew proceeds to fail to conclusively prove we're currently alive What kind of boat is it on the river Styx, do you reckon Vermont community theatre news Thank you for emailing us from work Holly ad Spencer made a zine, you will be able to buy it next week, like everything else they do it is nominally about college football Catching up with Ol' Terry Bikeass The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 32 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours just this week. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

ADRIFT ON A WINDLESS JULY SEA (SEND HELP)

0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!" 6:37 "Why can't I do this?" 7:41 "By the way, Ryan, fuck you" 9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful" 9:34 "I ask the questions here, shut up" 11:03 "Y'all need to cheer up" 11:38 "No one wins this game" 13:13 "What is the question again?" 15:55 "You've led us all in circles!" 17:35 "Fuck no, I have honor!" 19:31 "I will never surrender" 24:32 "... did that team have a quarterback?" 25:22 "It is right, but it's not correct" 25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a lifeline right now so this will be over. No." 28:33 "No, we have to keep going" 31:03 "We got a long way to go" 31:38 "Saboteur!" Breaking LeBron James news, to some of you, surely Introducing the Monster Energy Independent, whether they like it or not Mike Lombardi's here to do two things: pan-fry his brain on Instagram and cure impostor syndrome The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Fish Hunt Golf Odyssey

00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away" 03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment" 19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you" 21:48 "So there was a song mentioned 22 minutes ago that we're about to get to" 25:13 "Anyway, tell us about the stupid song" 27:38 "Again, tell us about the song, Spencer" 29:09 "Go ahead, Spencer" 32:20 "You ever gonna talk about this damn song?" 33:40 "I like that Ryan is telling us about this song before Spencer is" The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

Fixing CFB '27: Kawaii Kirby Smart

This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002) Early CFB '27 thoughts If it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n Surber The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Nick Kivi DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!) Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trap Through September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

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