My Birth Part 3: I was Revived from Not Breathing and No Pulse Using CPR by Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern Himself, Aged 82.

He hid me in a medical storage room similar to a stationary cupboard, so that the person who drowned me would not be able to find me, after retrieving me from the sink I had been drowned in, and deciding to try CPR, just in case.

After the remaining perpetrators left the hospital in a panic, Kaiser Adolf gave me my first bath.

He then spent the rest of the day with me at the hospital, before leaving when it got dark, around 9pm. It was the first year of "daylight savings" time in the state of Victoria, Australia.

After he left , my father Kevin was dropped off at the hospital approximately an hour later, quite drunk. He had been celebrating my birth with his workmates at the local Pub in Yarrag ...