Foo takes evasive action with 5 pounds of weight to keep Jax out of the Trash.  Maybe a Trash compacter could help?  Don't take your dog into the grocery store (unless its a service animal).  The dog walking things we put up with.  What if we greeted other humans like dogs greet other dogs.  To follow up from last week, Gym gets a new garage door opener.  Foo is worried about his hot water heater.  Gym has a theory on his hot water heater's use.  Shaving habits of the Sad Dads.  Plus more!