In the inaugural episode of Rewind or Die Shorts, your favorite trio of movie-loving chaos gremlins returns with:

• Adam vs. IKEA: An epic tale of wood, rage, and a shelf that may be structurally haunted.
• Steve disassociates so hard in a grocery store that he flashes back to The Big Green. (Yes, that one. No, we don’t know why either.)
• Jeff stumbles upon a $14 flea market copy of Shrek 2 and meets a man who might be a prophet… or a scam artist. Or both.
• PLUS: This week’s Escape Shelf™ picks—movies we watched purely to escape the soul-crushing grind of being alive in the Year of Our Blockbuster, 2025.

If you’ve ever yelled at flat-pack instructions, blacked out in a self-checkout line, or defended an overpriced DVD with your entire soul—this episode i ...