Funny and wild stories in this newscast include one on a postal worker who apparently loved shopping at Menards way too much for her own good... also one on a blind man who sued Boeing over firing him because he wants his job back... some guy in a Chuckie mask chased people around downtown Philly, until a woman karate kicked him in the chest... also robots from all over the world met to show off skills they will use to kill us. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.